Finicky

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Cricket, known as Elvis Presley (the 1970’s version) during his stay in 204, was returned to his rightful owners last Sunday.

The pup stumbled upon our door sunday morning in utter shambles after what could be assumed a drunken night of dog debauchery. Having muddy fur and a slurred bark, the mutt eagerly begged for our warm hospitality. He greedily inhaled all the food and water he could until passing out on our porch.

While he was snoozing, I did a little research on the pup.

Presley had seen better days; the dirty drain water clearly got the best of him. He had his first lick full six months ago and soon after became addicted. From then on he lost interest in all that mattered most to him. Loved ones claim that the drain water is to blame for his bad behavior and the ultimate catalyst for his first doggie divorce with Lucille Ball.

He overdosed twice from drain water before moving on to chewing a heavier substance—diseased rats. His junkie ways have become increasingly worrisome to those around him. “I watched him in his dog house, just sprawled on his blanket, day after day, unable to move. The only signs of life being his panting tongue,” states Cricket’s first owner, Joe.

Presley’s drain water and rat dependency has caused him to spend more than just one over night stay in the dog shelter. Many have lost hope that he will ever return to the Cricket they once knew and loved. He is just one example of the one of many dogs who have fell victim to the affects of dirty drain water.

Please let this be a lesson and stop all dumping of toxins in gutters, you can make the difference in one pup’s life.

Upon waking up in our apartment, Presley was relunctant to leave and he was disposed of by force. Presley’s stated no intention to enrolling in Doggy intervention and that he rather laugh with sinners than cry with saints.